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June 2013
May 2013
“If you’re dating a writer and they don’t write about you — whether it’s good or bad — then they don’t love you. They just don’t. Writers fall in love with the people we find inspiring.”
—Jamie Anne Royce (via drapetomania)
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
“It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind.”
—Naguib Mahfouz (via cureformylandlockedblues)
Uneasy Hearts Weigh The Most
Dance Gavin Dance
Dance Gavin Dance - Uneasy Hearts Weigh The Most
She talks, I listen She’s in the shower and her skin glistens, like oh my God I like it.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
“my real name is…. matt smith.”
the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.
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if you ever feel stupid just remember that there are people who think sleeping with sirens is heavy
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
oh my fucking god
drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”
Okay so this is a map of Panem..
Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this
