"If you’re dating a writer and they don’t write about you — whether it’s good or bad — then they don’t love you. They just don’t. Writers fall in love with the people we find inspiring."
Jamie Anne Royce (via drapetomania)
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If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
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"It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind."
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Dance Gavin Dance - Uneasy Hearts Weigh The Most
She talks, I listen She’s in the shower and her skin glistens, like oh my God I like it.
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I’m really surprised that there isn’t multiple idiotic little “I wonder how many hipsters reblogged this not realising that it’s a PTV quote” comment on this yet
Cant tell if thats Mike from Ptv in the background…
yes it’s mike
Okay so now everything is focused on Mike
dat austin and dat mlike
mike looks so chill
those mexicans are everywhere…
I personally really like that pole in the background
♫I been twerkin on the railllllllllroad♫
Funny Stuff you like?
The History of Dunder Mifflin Employees by Pam Beesley-Halpert
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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